My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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