Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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