"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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