It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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