I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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