She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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