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i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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