If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
