stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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