i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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