I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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