scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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