I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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