mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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