so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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