i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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