So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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