glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I want to make a zoo with you.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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