With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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