I need help removing her.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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