I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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