that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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