yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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