some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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