New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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