You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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