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how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?