No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?