What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
i think i just lost a toe
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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