fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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