So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
we should paint friendship bongs
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