I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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