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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms

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• (207): View more from Maine

  how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.

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  you also need to get my treadmill fixed.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.

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• (916): View more from California

  So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove

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