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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded

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• (310): View more from California

  Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.

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• (714): View more from California

  I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?

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  I gave it to your brother to give to you.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..

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• (863): View more from Florida

  It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime

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• (914): View more from New York

  I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists

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• (254): View more from Texas

  STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST

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