The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
two words: eviction party
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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