You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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