if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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