Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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