I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
