I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm at about main and main street
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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