We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My feet surprised me
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