he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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