Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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