ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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