It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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