he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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