I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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