I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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