Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
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don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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