so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
where does the pee come out of this thing
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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