Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
