I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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