Non-Jews are for practice
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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