I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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sex in a hospital.. check
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My feet surprised me
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