Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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