Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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