I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
