I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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