i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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